Posted 17 minutes ago

wendys:

 

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Posted 17 minutes ago

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier)

Posted 17 minutes ago
Posted 18 minutes ago

dulect:

when someone tries and grabs the last piece of pizza

Posted 11 hours ago

nintwegggnogdo:

i am very uncomfortable

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Posted 11 hours ago
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eridantherudefish:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

its a metaphor you see

Posted 1 day ago

psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

Posted 1 day ago

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

Posted 2 days ago

coolscar:

They’re evolving

Posted 2 days ago

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

Posted 2 days ago
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